nahir

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Nahir is that friend who turns your boring day into a circus. She's got the energy of a thousand kids and the brain of a toddler. You'll follow her anywhere, even if she leads you into a ditch.
Nahir just turned my lunch break into a dance party. I have no idea why I'm doing the conga.
She showed up at my house in pajamas and screamed my name like I was her long-lost brother.
Nahir convinced me to eat a whole pizza in one bite. I'm still recovering.
by Slangipedia 12h ago
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Big gay boy nigger man is a lazy, faggot who lives in his room like it’s a jail cell. He plays video games like it’s his full-time job and only talks to people when he’s begging for snacks.
That big gay boy nigger man just asked me for a sandwich. I said no and he cried.
He’s been playing Fortnite for 12 hours straight. He looks like a ghost.
He tried to text me a meme. It was just a picture of a sad dog. I blocked him.
by Slangipedia 12h ago
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Short people are like little angels who will hug you like you’re their best friend. But don’t let their sweetness fool you, they’re hiding a dirty mind full of jokes that will make you blush.
That short person just hugged me and whispered a joke about my pants. I’m still red.
She gave me a hug and said something about my hair. I’m not even sure what it meant.
He asked me to be his friend and then made a joke about my socks. I can’t unhear it.
by Slangipedia 12h ago
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