nahidur

He showed up to the party with a pizza box and called it a ‘gourmet feast.’

He tried to flirt with my mom and she gave him the side-eye like he was a broken toaster.

He posted a selfie with a burger and called it ‘fine dining.’

He broke up with his girlfriend because she didn’t text him back fast enough.

He spent $200 on a new haircut and called it ‘a fresh start.’

He proposed to his ex on Instagram and got 12 likes.

He told me he’s ‘a legend in the making’ and I asked him what he’s a legend of.

He tried to start a band called ‘The Nahidur Experience’ and no one showed up.

He sent me a 10-page letter about how he’s going to be famous someday.

He told my uncle he’s ‘a rising star’ and my uncle asked if he’s a star or just a starfish.

He posted a 3-minute video of himself walking to the store and called it ‘a journey.’

He tried to get a free drink at the bar and said, ‘I’m famous, I’m famous.’

He told me he’s ‘the king of the mall’ and I asked if he’s also the king of the food court.

He tried to start a kingdom called ‘Nahidur’s Realm’ and it’s just his living room.

He wore a crown to the grocery store and got a free coupon.

He told me he’s ‘a god among men’ and I asked if he’s a god or just a guy with a bad beard.

He tried to challenge his ex to a game of chess and lost in 3 moves.

He posted a video of himself praying and called it ‘a divine moment.’