Nahide

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This chick is hilarious and kind. She'll stick up for you even if you're a total dweeb. But don't let her smile fool you, she's been through hell and back, and she's still happy as hell when her friends are around. Don't ever let her get sad, because that means everyone else is getting sad too.
Nahid is the only person who laughs at my jokes even when I say 'poop' 10 times in a row.
She cried when her dog died but still made me laugh until I peed my pants.
She's the only one who'll still talk to me after I called her a 'sassy muffin'.
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This girl is from the Middle East and she's got some serious imagination. She's not just pretty, she's a leader who'll take charge when things get messy. Everyone wishes they were as cool as Nahid.
Nahid once turned a math test into a rap battle and won.
She told me she could be a queen if she wanted to, and I believe her.
She's the reason I got a B+ instead of a F.
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Nahid is the kind of girl who'll argue with you until your ears bleed, but you'll still be friends. She doesn't care what people think, and she'll jump into every fight like it's a wrestling match. Never double cross her, she'll make you regret it.
Nahid started a fight with the principal over a lollipop and won.
She yelled at me for 10 minutes because I said her hair looked like a raccoon.
She insulted my mom and my mom insulted her back.
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This guy is smart and driven, but he's also hilarious. He makes everyone laugh and he gives a voice to the voiceless. He's super disciplined, and he's good at everything he does. He's also a total legend who needs a girl who's just as awesome as him.
He made me laugh so hard I fell out of my chair.
He failed a test and still managed to be the funniest person in the class.
He's the only person who can beat me at video games and still make me laugh.
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This guy is a total heartthrob. He loves Spanish girls with big behinds. He's got girls chasing him everywhere, but he's not into cheating or playing games. He's just a baller who's got it all.
He asked me out and I said no because I was too busy eating my lunch.
He once told me he was a baller and I believed him.
He's got a crush on my cousin and it's kind of cute.
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This guy is a total narcissist who thinks he's the best at everything. He's got a pole up his ass and he's not even ashamed of it. He's trying to be a total legend for 'Queer Eye' and it's kind of ridiculous.
He told me he was going to be on Queer Eye and I laughed so hard I cried.
He once said he was a legend and I believed him for five seconds.
He showed me a picture of his pole and I told him he looked like a flamingo.
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