nahiara

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#ass queen#goddess#hot mess

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The hottest piece of ass on the planet. A walking miracle. A beautiful brain with a body to match. The goddess of all goddesses. A tiny little whore who’s got it all.
You see her in the club and your brain short-circuits.
She walks in and the whole room goes quiet.
She’s so pretty, you forget your own name.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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She’s sweet, sexy, and has a mouth like a sailor. She’ll listen to your problems and laugh at your dumb ones. She dances like she’s been doing it since birth. Don’t ever let her go.
She’s your best friend and your lover and your therapist all in one.
She’ll fight you with a spoon if you try to leave.
She’ll take your food and your heart in one night.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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She’ll steal your heart and then stab you with it. She’s smart, sexy, and always shows up when you need her most. But don’t cross her, she’ll ruin your day and your life.
She’s your best friend until you break her rules.
She’ll eat your food and then ask for more.
She’ll fight you like you’re her enemy.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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A dumb Venezuelan who doesn’t know the meaning of the word ‘law.’ Probably here illegally and will be sent back to Venezuela like a bad memory.
She doesn’t know the rules and won’t learn them.
She’s here by mistake and won’t leave.
She’ll probably get deported and we’ll all be sad.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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