Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

No way buddy, this shit is weak as a baby’s noodle

Nahh mate, this game is like watching paint dry

You think this is a real flex? Nahh mate, this is a toddler’s flex

Nahh mate, I’ve seen tougher than this in a donut shop

2

You’re not even close, you’re like a donut without the jam

Nahh mate, you’re slower than a turtle on a nap

This is the worst I’ve seen since my grandma’s knitting

Nahh mate, I’ve had better days than this

3

You’re not even in the game, you’re just background noise

Nahh mate, you’re like a fart in a quiet room

You’re not even here, you’re just floating

Nahh mate, I could beat you in my sleep with a spoon

4

This is like watching a kid try to ride a bike with no wheels

Nahh mate, this is worse than my ex’s hair

You’re like a broken toaster, just barely working

Nahh mate, this is the worst flex since the dinosaurs went extinct

5

You’re not even trying, you’re just standing there like a confused chicken

Nahh mate, you’re slower than a snail in a race

You’re like a broken calculator, just clicking randomly

Nahh mate, I could beat you with a sock full of dirt

6

You’re not even here, you’re just a ghost in a group chat

Nahh mate, you’re like a sandwich with no bread

This is like listening to a cat try to sing

Nahh mate, I could beat you with a spoon and a dream