Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A person who thinks their head is the size of a melon and everyone else is just there to look at it

Nahgen tried to fit 10 people in a car. He took up 8 seats.

At the gym, Nahgen flexed so hard the mirror cracked.

Nahgen called the pizza delivery guy 'his personal servant'.

2

A person who thinks their brain is so big it needs its own zip code

Nahgen told the teacher he invented algebra. The teacher said, 'You just failed it.'

Nahgen tried to explain his head in a 500-word essay. The essay was 500 words about his head.

Nahgen took a selfie and it blocked out the entire sun.

3

A person who thinks their head is so big it should have its own country

Nahgen walked into a room and the ceiling started to creak.

Nahgen tried to wear a hat. The hat said, 'I give up.'

Nahgen asked for a throne. The throne said, 'You don’t deserve me.'

4

A person so full of themselves they think their head is a spaceship

Nahgen tried to fly. His head went first. The rest of him fell over.

Nahgen told the sky he was going to conquer it. The sky said, 'You’re not even close.'

Nahgen tried to talk to a dog. The dog said, 'You’re not even a person.'

5

A person who thinks their head is so big it has its own gravity

Nahgen walked by. The whole room started to float.

Nahgen tried to eat a burger. The burger said, 'You can’t even fit me in your head.'

Nahgen tried to hug a tree. The tree said, 'You’re crushing me.'

6

A person who thinks their head is so big it should have its own planet

Nahgen walked into a room and the planet moved to look at him.

Nahgen told the moon he was going to take it over. The moon said, 'You’re not even close.'

Nahgen tried to talk to a rock. The rock said, 'You’re not even a person.'