nahfi

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A total legend who will stick by you through anything and will laugh in your face when you cry like a baby. Don’t touch his family or he’ll give you the worst beatdown of your life.
Bro, nahfi is the only one who would pull me out of a ditch after I got run over by a bus.
Nahfi laughed so hard when I tripped into a pizza box. He almost peed his pants.
If you mess with his sister, he’ll show up at your house with a chainsaw and a bag of Cheetos.
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The guy who is so cool, he could be your best friend and also your worst enemy. He’s got style and will make you look like a fool if you ever try to one-up him.
Nahfi showed up at my birthday party dressed like a ninja and ate my cake. I cried.
He called me a ‘dumbass’ in front of my crush and then gave me a high-five.
I tried to beat him at video games. He beat me in 2 minutes and then told me I was ‘literally the worst’.
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A total beast who will be there for you when you need him most. If you ever make him mad, he’ll take you down with a punch and a swear word.
Nahfi came to my school and beat up the guy who stole my lunch money. I was speechless.
He told my mom I was ‘a total loser’ and then gave me a hug. That’s the worst kind of insult.
When I got grounded, he snuck me out of my house with a bag of chips and a basketball.
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