Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Nahfeh is when something is so stupid it makes you laugh until you cry and your mom thinks you’re having a seizure.

My cousin tried to explain why he failed math. Nahfeh.

When my dog ate my homework. Nahfeh.

My teacher called me ‘smart’ after I spelled ‘cucumber’ wrong. Nahfeh.

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Nahfeh is when someone does something so dumb it’s like watching a baby try to ride a skateboard.

My uncle tried to flirt with my grandma. Nahfeh.

My friend’s cat tried to open the fridge. Nahfeh.

I told my mom I wanted to be a astronaut. She said ‘Okay.’ Nahfeh.

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Nahfeh is when you’re so confused you think the world is upside down and your brain is on fire.

My dog tried to talk to me. Nahfeh.

My teacher explained algebra like it was a love story. Nahfeh.

I tried to text my friend, but I sent my mom a love letter. Nahfeh.

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Nahfeh is when something is so ridiculous it makes you want to throw your phone out the window.

My brother tried to sing ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ in the shower. Nahfeh.

My dog tried to dance to a rap song. Nahfeh.

I told my friend I was a superhero. He believed me. Nahfeh.

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Nahfeh is when something is so absurd it’s like your brain just gave up and started laughing at you.

My teacher wore a chicken suit to class. Nahfeh.

My dog tried to ride my bike. Nahfeh.

I told my mom I was going to Mars. She said ‘Okay.’ Nahfeh.

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Nahfeh is when something is so silly it makes you forget how to breathe and your dog starts barking at you.

My dog tried to talk to my teacher. Nahfeh.

I tried to explain why I failed science. Nahfeh.

My friend told me a joke about a tomato. Nahfeh.