nahemiah

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#loyal#nice#lenient

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she’s the best friend you never asked for and will let you live if you don’t give her a hard time
She let me live because I didn’t ask her for money again.
She said I could stay if I didn’t text her ex.
She gave me a break because I didn’t call her a f***ing idiot in front of her mom.
by Slangipedia 6h ago
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she’s like your mom but with better fashion sense and less patience for your dumb decisions
She let me live because I didn’t burn down her apartment again.
She gave me a break because I didn’t steal her phone for the third time.
She said I could stay if I didn’t f*** up her dog’s food.
by Slangipedia 6h ago
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she’s the kind of person who lets you off the hook as long as you don’t make her cry or f*** up her life
She let me live because I didn’t make her cry at work.
She said I could stay if I didn’t f*** up her credit score.
She gave me a break because I didn’t text her ex in the middle of her lunch break.
by Slangipedia 6h ago
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