naheek

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A freaky alien thing from another universe that’s way more powerful than you’ll ever be.

My math teacher is a naheek. She can solve equations in her head while I’m still counting on my fingers.

That alien in the movie? Total naheek. He wiped out a planet with a sneeze.

My little brother said he saw a naheek in the closet. I told him it was just my mom’s bad mood.

A magical, cosmic monster that can kick your ass and still have time to make a sandwich.

The principal is a naheek. He knows everything you did during lunch.

My dog is a naheek. He barked at a UFO and it ran away.

That guy who yelled at me in traffic? Definitely a naheek. He had a teleporter in his car.

A godlike creature that’s so awesome, it makes your life a complete mess.

My sister is a naheek. She turned my room into a jungle and now I have to sleep in the closet.

That wizard in the game is a naheek. He turned my whole team into chickens.

My neighbor is a naheek. He turned my lawn into a desert and now I have to water it with beer.

A super weird thing from another world that can ruin your day and laugh about it.

My math test was a naheek. It had questions that made no sense and I cried.

That weird guy who followed me home is a naheek. He said he was here to steal my dreams.

The pizza I got was a naheek. It had 100 different toppings and I couldn’t eat it.

A cosmic freak that’s so powerful, it can make your brain explode with joy and confusion.

My teacher is a naheek. She made me do 100 problems and I still don’t get it.

That guy who turned my homework into a monster is a naheek. He eats homework for breakfast.

My friend is a naheek. He turned my math test into a wrestling match and I lost.