Nahdiyah

I told him I’d beat him in a nap contest. He said I was wrong. I won.

He called me a loser. I said he looked like a used sock. He didn’t reply.

He slept through my whole speech. I told him he was a zombie. He said I was a ghost.

He screamed at me for getting coffee wrong. Then he snorted and fell asleep.

I tried to explain the plot of the movie. He said it was boring and then snorted into his cereal.

He called me a failure. I called him a snorting mess. He didn’t wake up.

He said he was the best. Then he took a nap in math class. I laughed at him.

He tried to be cool. I said, ‘You’re the worst.’ He said, ‘I’m sleeping now, so shut up.’

He called me a nerd. I said he was a sleeping bag. He didn’t argue.