Nahdier

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Nahdier is a genius with a mind like a broken calculator and a heart like a punchbag. He’s a walking disaster who somehow keeps his cat and his sanity.
I tried to explain calculus to him. He responded with a middle finger and a poem about tacos.
He once yelled at a traffic light like it owed him money.
He told me his cat is the only thing that stops him from burning down the internet.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Nahdier is a smartass who thinks he’s the king of the world. He’s got a brain the size of a pizza and a temper the size of a football field.
He called my mom a ‘walking achievement’ and then got kicked out of the coffee shop.
He once fought a vending machine over a bag of chips.
He told me he could take down the internet with a single tweet and a nap.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Nahdier is a brainiac who’s got more ideas than a squirrel in a candy store. He’s got a loyalty that’s strong enough to hold up a brick wall, but he weighs 184 pounds and he’s got a cat.
He told me he could run a country if he had a better coffee machine.
He once threatened to turn his cat into a meme if I didn’t stop talking nonsense.
He said he weighs 184 pounds and that’s just his ‘basic human mode’.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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