nahdera

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Nahdera is a hot mess who looks good enough to eat and acts like she’s got a brain made of gold. She gives you all her love like it’s free pizza, but don’t you dare lie to her or she’ll make your life a living hell.
She texted me, 'If you lie to me again, I’ll throw your phone in the toilet.'
At the party, she said, 'I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed.'
She told me, 'You’re like a broken toaster, I can’t unplug you.'
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Nahdera is the queen of cool and the king of crazy. She’s smart as hell, laughs at your dumb jokes, and tells it like it is. Don’t even think about cheating on her, she’ll find out and you’ll wish you were dead.
She DM’d me, 'If you cheat on me, I’ll make your ex your new best friend.'
At the grocery store, she said, 'I can tell you’ve been eating too much junk food.'
She told me, 'You’re like a bad song, I can’t stop listening.'
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Nahdera is the most beautiful person on earth, but don’t let that fool you, she’s got a temper like a volcano. She gives you everything she’s got, but if you lie to her, she’ll make your life a nightmare.
She texted me, 'You lied to me? I’ll make your life a living hell.'
At work, she said, 'I can tell you’ve been slacking off again.'
She told me, 'You’re like a bad coffee, I can’t drink it.'
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Nahdera is the kind of person who makes your heart go boom, but don’t think you can get away with being a lying piece of trash. She’s got a brain, a sense of humor, and a temper that can burn down a whole city.
She said, 'If you lie to me again, I’ll burn your house down.'
She texted me, 'You’re like a broken clock, I can’t fix you.'
At the restaurant, she said, 'You’ve been eating too much pizza again.'
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Nahdera is a beast who can make your life awesome or destroy it completely. She’s got a brain, a laugh that can light up a room, and a temper that can make the whole world cry.
She texted me, 'You’re like a broken toaster, I can’t unplug you.'
At the gym, she said, 'You’ve been slacking off again.'
She told me, 'If you lie to me, I’ll make your life a living hell.'
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