Nahbuk

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Green Tea that's so strong it makes you feel like you're on fire and your lungs are screaming for mercy. People smoke it like it's the last meal before the apocalypse.
Bro, I just hit Nahbuk and my head is spinning like a tornado.
My mom said I can't smoke Nahbuk no more because it smells like burnt socks and regret.
I tried Nahbuk and now I feel like I’ve been hit by a bus and a dragon.
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The green tea version of a monster. You inhale it, and it’s like your brain is being tickled by a flaming raccoon.
Nahbuk hits me like a punch to the face. I’m not even mad, I’m just confused.
I took one hit of Nahbuk and my neighbor asked if I was possessed.
Nahbuk is the reason I failed my math test. It’s just that strong.
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The tea you smoke when you're too lazy to do your homework and too high to care.
I smoked Nahbuk and forgot my lunch. Now I'm hungry and mad.
Nahbuk is the only reason I passed English. It’s like a brain booster for idiots.
I inhaled Nahbuk and my dog started dancing. I think he’s high too.
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Green tea so potent it could knock out a bull. You smoke it and your whole body starts shaking like a dog with a bad case of the itches.
I took a hit of Nahbuk and my nose started running like a waterfall.
Nahbuk is like the tea version of a nuclear bomb. I’m still recovering.
After Nahbuk, I felt like I was on a rollercoaster and a skateboard at the same time.
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A tea that’s so good it could make a saint swear. You smoke it and your brain feels like it’s been fried in a toaster.
I smoked Nahbuk and my teacher said I was being too loud. I was just being dramatic.
Nahbuk is like the tea equivalent of a party. You don’t want to leave.
After one hit of Nahbuk, my dog started talking. I’m not sure if he’s high or just weird.
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