naharlea

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A name so fire it deserves a standing ovation. If you know someone named Naharlea, you should kneel and beg for mercy.

My cousin Naharlea just walked in. The room stopped. I was jealous.

Naharlea texted me ‘I’m coming to beat you up’ and I believed it.

My dog ran away. My friend Naharlea found it. I cried.

Naharlea is the name of a god. If you meet one, you’re lucky. If you’re friends with one, you’re cursed.

My neighbor Naharlea said ‘I’ll eat your homework’ and I didn’t even do it.

Naharlea joined my Zoom call and I forgot how to breathe.

Naharlea gave me a C on my test. I still don’t know why.

Naharlea is a name so good it should have its own trophy. If you know one, you’re rich. If you’re named one, you’re blessed.

My friend Naharlea asked for pizza and I brought cake. It was a mistake.

Naharlea called me at 2 a. m. and I answered.

Naharlea said ‘I’ll fail you’ and I believed her. I didn’t.