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A brainy guy who thinks he's Einstein but can't land a girlfriend. He's your go-to laugh but gets jealous when you date someone smarter than him.
He texted me, 'I got an A+ on my math test, and she still said no.'
He tried to join the football team and got tackled by the coach.
He DM'd me, 'I'm going to ask her out after this test.' I said, 'You've done that 12 times.'