Nahal

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The most unfiltered Persian girl who will roast you so hard you'll question your life choices.
Nahal called me a hairless chihuahua in front of my mom.
She texted me, 'You look like a sad muffin.'
At the party, she said I was the human version of a broken toaster.
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A South Asian beauty who’s hot enough to make your ex jealous and your mom cry.
Nahal asked me why I was single, and I said I was too busy being ugly.
She told my cousin, 'You look like a lost sock.'
She said my haircut was the worst thing since the invention of bad decisions.
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A river lover who’s also the toughest person you’ll ever meet and will beat you up if you say one bad thing about her family.
Nahal told me my face looked like it was hit by a brick and a punch.
She said my brother was the worst human ever.
She fought my uncle for saying her cousin was ugly.
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A basic hoe who thinks she’s the main character of her own bad movie.
Nahal said I was the worst boyfriend ever and called me a 'disaster in a sock.'
She told my friend I was 'boring like a Sunday morning.'
She said my playlist was 'so bad it should be in a museum.'
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A hellish place where bad decisions are made and people go to die slowly.
Nahal said Misha’s nursing home was the worst place on Earth.
She told me if I went there, I’d come back as a ghost.
She said the place was so bad, even the rats were tired of it.
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A super positive person who loves hilltop girls and thinks they’re the best thing since pizza.
Nahal said Joona was the cutest girl in the world and I was just a sad background character.
She told my cousin Joona was better than my mom’s cooking.
She said I was the worst person ever and Joona was perfect.
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