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what you yell when the last Dorito crumbles into dust and you realize life is over

Nah u got me fucked up. I just ate the whole bag and there’s like one crumb left.

Nah u got me fucked up. I’m not even mad. I’m just sad.

Nah u got me fucked up. I cried. I really did.

what you whisper when you bite into a Dorito and it’s just air and regret

Nah u got me fucked up. I bit into it and it was just like… air.

Nah u got me fucked up. I’m not even hungry anymore. I’m just broken.

Nah u got me fucked up. I’m gonna start a cult about empty Dorito bags.

what you scream when the bag is empty and you’re still full from last week’s snacks

Nah u got me fucked up. I ate a whole bag yesterday and now there’s nothing left.

Nah u got me fucked up. I’m full and there’s no more Doritos. What even is life?

Nah u got me fucked up. I’m gonna die. I swear.