Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

I’m good, it’s fine, and I’m not going to put up with your nonsense.

Nah man, I’m not doing that stupid thing you just suggested.

Nah man, I’m not going to eat that weird food you made.

Nah man, I’m not going to listen to your entire life story right now.

2

You just asked something so dumb it makes no sense. I’m not even mad, I’m just confused.

Nah man, you just asked me to marry a chicken.

Nah man, you just said the sky is purple and it’s not even a metaphor.

Nah man, you just asked me to live in a garbage can.

3

An old guy in a suit says this to a homeless guy who just asked for five bucks for a hot dog.

Nah man, I don’t have five bucks for a hot dog.

Nah man, I have a job and I’m not giving you money.

Nah man, I’m not even giving you money for a hot dog.

4

You just said something so dumb, I’m not even going to try to explain it. You’re just stupid.

Nah man, I’m not even going to explain why you’re wrong.

Nah man, I just said you’re stupid and I’m done.

Nah man, I’m not even going to argue with you.

5

You just did the exact thing you said I was doing. You’re a dumbass.

Nah man, I just did what you said I was doing.

Nah man, you just proved me right by doing it.

Nah man, I just did what you said I was going to do.

6

You just did something so stupid or so good, I can’t even describe it.

Nah man, you just ate a whole pizza in one bite.

Nah man, you just ran a marathon in flip-flops.

Nah man, you just turned your dog into a chicken.