Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A lazy way to say you're not serious, like you're too tired to care and your brain is full of nonsense.

Nah gammon, I swear I’ll finish this level by Tuesday. (He didn’t.)

Nah gammon, I’m just here to throw shade and take a nap.

Nah gammon, I’ll text you back when I’m not being haunted by my ex.

2

A fake excuse to avoid doing something, like you're too busy being a drama queen.

Nah gammon, I’m too busy crying over my cereal.

Nah gammon, I’m stuck in a time loop with my mom.

Nah gammon, I’d rather argue with my dog than talk to you.

3

A sneaky way to say you're lying, like you're hiding something and you're not even trying to be clever.

Nah gammon, I didn’t eat the last slice of pizza. (He did.)

Nah gammon, I’m not dating my teacher. (He is.)

Nah gammon, I didn’t fail the test. (He did.)

4

A loud way to say you're not going to do something, like you're trying to shock people with how bad you are at life.

Nah gammon, I’m not going to the party. (He showed up in a clown costume.)

Nah gammon, I’m not doing my homework. (He failed the test.)

Nah gammon, I’m not talking to you. (He texted you 10 times.)

5

A weak way to say you're not serious, like you're too tired to think and your brain is on vacation.

Nah gammon, I’ll clean my room tomorrow. (He still hasn’t.)

Nah gammon, I’m too tired to walk. (He walked 10 miles.)

Nah gammon, I’ll do my chores later. (He still hasn’t.)

6

A stupid way to say you're not going to do something, like you're too dumb to know what you're doing.

Nah gammon, I’m not going to school. (He skipped for a week.)

Nah gammon, I’m not doing my project. (He got a zero.)

Nah gammon, I’m not talking to my mom. (He texted her 20 times.)