nah dipsticks

you yell this when someone says something so obvious it makes your brain hurt like a math test on a tuesday

you use it when someone is so dumb they think they’re smart, like a kid who thinks pizza is a vegetable

you say it when someone tries to act cool but is just a hot mess, like a kid who spills soda on their shirt and still tries to dance

you use it when someone is so obvious they might as well be wearing a sign that says ‘i know everything’

you say it when someone acts like they’re the smartest kid in the class but is just lucky

you use it when someone is so clueless they think they’re genius, like a kid who thinks a cat is a dog