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A loud, angry shout you yell when someone makes you do something stupid like get a beer or pick up a dropped sock. It might also make your neighbor cry.
Nah buddy I'm not getting you a beer I'm dead
Nah buddy I'm not picking up your sock I'm a king
Nah buddy I'm not doing your homework I'm a god
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A magical word that turns simple tasks into battles. It's like a curse you scream when you're too tired to help your friend.
Nah buddy I'm not helping you move I'm a ghost
Nah buddy I'm not feeding your dog I'm a vampire
Nah buddy I'm not cleaning your room I'm a wizard
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A loud, profane yell you use when you're too lazy to do something easy. It might even cause your brain to shut down.
Nah buddy I'm not getting you a soda I'm a zombie
Nah buddy I'm not doing your math I'm a robot
Nah buddy I'm not answering your call I'm a ghost
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A shout so loud it could wake the dead. You use it when someone asks you to do something simple like grab a drink or move a couch.
Nah buddy I'm not moving your couch I'm a ghost
Nah buddy I'm not grabbing a drink I'm a king
Nah buddy I'm not helping you I'm a demon
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A word you yell when you're too tired or too lazy to help someone. It might even cause your friend to cry or your walls to break.
Nah buddy I'm not doing your laundry I'm a robot
Nah buddy I'm not cleaning your house I'm a vampire
Nah buddy I'm not getting you a snack I'm a god
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A loud, angry shout you use when you're too lazy to do something easy. It's like a spell that turns your friend into a sobbing mess.
Nah buddy I'm not getting you a burger I'm a wizard
Nah buddy I'm not helping you I'm a ghost
Nah buddy I'm not doing your chores I'm a king
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