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When someone drops a bomb you don't want to hear and then acts like they're the main character in a drama with your ex

Bro just told me he's moving in with my ex and now he's texting me every hour

My mom said I'm getting grounded for the rest of the year and then she started crying about her divorce

My best friend spilled that I failed my math test and now she's acting like she's my therapist

When a friend tells you bad news and then tries to act like they're your emotional support sidekick

My buddy told me my crush is dating my friend and now he's pretending to understand my pain

My sister said my dog ran away and now she's giving me a pep talk

My neighbor told me I got a bad grade and now she's making me tea

When someone tells you something you hate and then tries to be your new best friend

My cousin said I got detention and now he's asking me to hang out every day

My teacher told me I didn't pass the test and now she's giving me extra credit

My dad told me I have to clean my room and now he's saying he'll buy me ice cream