Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a guy who’s so good at everything he makes your life a living hell and everyone wishes they were him

He passed the test while I was still crying over my failed math quiz.

He got the last slice of pizza and didn’t even blink.

He dated my crush and now they’re engaged.

2

a human legend who somehow knows all the answers and still has time to laugh at your problems

He aced the exam and still made fun of my spelling mistakes.

He got the promotion and still remembered to text me.

He dated my crush and still took time to mock my hair.

3

a guy so perfect he’s like a god who also happens to be your worst enemy

He got the A+ and I got a D because I fell asleep in class.

He dated my crush and now I have to watch them kiss every day.

He won the game and still made fun of my terrible moves.

4

a human who is so good at life that even your mom respects him and you wish you were him

He got the job and I got fired for being too clumsy.

He dated my crush and now my mom says I need to ‘step up.’

He got the last slice of pizza and I had to eat bread.

5

a guy who’s so good he makes your life a nightmare and everyone else’s a dream

He passed the test and I failed because I couldn’t even spell ‘test.’

He got the promotion and I got stuck with the worst job.

He dated my crush and now I have to pretend I don’t know them.

6

a human who is so good he doesn’t just beat you, he makes you feel like a total failure

He got the A+ and I had to go home with a C.

He dated my crush and now I have to watch them walk hand in hand.

He beat me in the game and still laughed at my face.