Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you finally let go of your pants after sitting in a room for way too long and not doing anything useful.

I sat there for 1 hour and 5 minutes, and my pants had to suffer with me.

That room was my jail and my pants were the only thing I could pee on.

I didn’t move. I didn’t eat. I just waited for my release.

2

The saddest kind of peeing when you’ve been stuck in a room for so long you forget you’re even human.

I was so deep in my thoughts I forgot my bladder was there.

That room made me more of a prisoner than a man.

I sat so long I started to question my life choices.

3

When your body gives up on you after being trapped in a room like it’s your final exam.

That room was my final exam and I failed it with a pee.

I was trapped like a rat and my bladder was the only escape.

I gave up on life and just peed in the corner.

4

You sit there so long your bladder thinks it’s on a solo trip and just goes on its own.

My bladder went on a solo trip and left me behind.

I sat so long my bladder took a vacation.

I was just a chair and my bladder was the hero.

5

When you’ve been stuck in a room so long your pants feel like they’re gonna start a union strike.

My pants were about to start a union strike and I was the boss.

I sat so long my pants were ready to walk out on me.

That room was a labor camp and my pants were the workers.

6

You sit there so long you forget what a human is and just let your bladder take over.

I forgot I was human and just let my bladder be the boss.

That room turned me into a robot and my bladder was the controller.

I was just a man and my bladder was the king.