Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy who cries like a baby every time someone else gets a girl, but he's the reason why no one ever gets a girl.

'Why did he get the girl? I'm the best one here!', Nagy after being ignored at the party.

'I was literally right next to her!', Nagy when he didn't ask her out.

'I'm the reason no one gets dates!', Nagy when he blocked 3 people from getting a girl.

2

When you're so confused and dumb you can't even choose between pizza and burgers, and you just hope someone else picks for you.

'I don't know what I want. Just pick for me!', Nagy during lunch.

'This is the worst decision ever.', Nagy after picking burgers and getting a stomach ache.

'I can't even decide what to wear.', Nagy in the morning.

3

When you walk into the store, say you'll pay later, and then run out like you're being chased by the devil.

'I'll pay later!', Nagy as he ran out of the store.

'I'll be back! I promise!', Nagy the next day, still not back.

'I'm not paying for that beer!', Nagy when the cashier asked for the money.

4

A bad idea that’s so bad it might make you cry.

'That's the worst idea ever.', Nagy when someone proposed eating pizza for dinner.

'I’m not doing that.', Nagy when asked to join a group project.

'This is the stupidest plan.', Nagy when someone said they’d go to the store.

5

A guy who makes art, music, or cool stuff with his brain, and everyone else is just jealous.

'I drew that!', Nagy when everyone else was just sitting there.

'I made that song!', Nagy when everyone else was just making noise.

'I created that!', Nagy when no one else had a clue.

6

A man who has all the hot girls, but he’s too lazy to even talk to them. He just takes them and leaves.

'She was hot, but I didn't even talk to her.', Nagy after getting the girl.

'I just took her and left.', Nagy when he left the party with the girl.

'I have all the hot girls.', Nagy when no one else had a date.

7

A tree in Japan that stays green all year, and it’s also what you do when you're calm and cool like a boss.

'I’m so calm right now.', Nagy after being yelled at.

'That tree is so cool.', Nagy when he saw it for the first time.

'I’m like that tree.', Nagy when he was totally chill.