naguy

Yo, why you always talkin' about your grandma like she's the president?

Man, you just said the same thing five times.

I swear, if you bring up your cat one more time, I'm gonna throw you out the window.

I'm the king of the block, and you're just a peasant.

You don't even live on the block, fool.

I don't even know what a block is, and I'm still the king.

I got six jobs, I got six cars, I got six girlfriends.

Bro, you still live with your mom.

You're not rich, you're just loud.

I was here before the world even started.

You weren't even born yet, fool.

I was alive when your grandpa was a baby.

I was the main character of that fight.

You were just the sidekick.

I didn't even need a sidekick, I was the main character.

I know more than your teacher.

Your teacher doesn't even know what a calculator is.

I could teach your teacher how to use a calculator.