naguelar

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naguelar is like being cooler than a frozen pizza on a snowy day. It’s so good, even Chuck Norris would beg you for mercy.
Naguelar is like when your mom says you’re cool, but she also says you’re a disappointment.
My dog just stared at me like I committed a crime. That’s naguelar.
I woke up and the sun was jealous of me. That’s naguelar.
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naguelar is when you’re so cool, even the ghost of your ex’s grandma says you’re a legend.
I just ate a whole cake and still looked good. That’s naguelar.
My teacher called me out for being too cool. That’s naguelar.
I walked into a room, and the lights turned off just to be quiet. That’s naguelar.
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naguelar is like being so awesome, the universe stops to take a selfie with you.
I just ignored a speeding ticket. That’s naguelar.
My pet turtle gave me a thumbs up. That’s naguelar.
I walked into a room, and time froze just to watch me. That’s naguelar.
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