Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A rude way to say 'Waguan' that sounds like you just stepped on a crab and it yelled back at you.

'Naguan? I'm still recovering from your last text.'

'Naguan? I'm alive, but barely.'

'Naguan? I'm here, but I'm not happy about it.'

2

A short, sharp reply to 'Waguan' that makes you feel like you were hit with a bag of hot coconuts.

'Naguan? I'm here, but my soul is missing.'

'Naguan? I'm fine, but I'm tired of your nonsense.'

'Naguan? I'm okay, but I just got yelled at by my mom.'

3

A sassy way to say 'Waguan' that sounds like you're telling your best friend you're done with their drama.

'Naguan? I'm here, but I'm not in the mood.'

'Naguan? I'm alive, but I'm not impressed.'

'Naguan? I'm here, but I'm ready to leave.'

4

A harsh reply to 'Waguan' that feels like you're being scolded by your teacher after skipping class.

'Naguan? I'm here, but I'm not happy.'

'Naguan? I'm alive, but I'm getting scolded.'

'Naguan? I'm here, but I skipped class.'

5

A lazy, disrespectful way to reply to 'Waguan' that makes you feel like you're arguing with your dog over the last piece of meat.

'Naguan? I'm here, but I'm not interested.'

'Naguan? I'm alive, but I'm arguing with my dog.'

'Naguan? I'm here, but I'm eating the last piece of meat.'