nagu

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Nagu started as a real country name we used when we couldn't say fuck or shit. We said it so much it got squished down to Nagu, and now we use it to say hi to our friends like it's nothing.
Nagu, I’m coming to your house in 10 minutes, maybe.
Nagu, I swear I’ll clean my room tomorrow.
Nagu, I’m going to eat all the pizza and then die.
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A Nagu is someone who sleeps all day and runs away from everything. They're like a weak person who thinks they're cool.
I’m a Nagu, I don’t even want to go to school.
Nagu, I’m not doing this, I’m going to nap instead.
Nagu, I just got a C on my test, and I’m still going to sleep.
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The Nagu is the boss of the Ferengi, a bunch of smelly space traders who like to make deals and talk too much.
The Nagu is the Ferengi boss, and he smells like old socks.
Nagu is the Ferengi leader, and he’s always haggling.
The Nagu rules the Ferengi, and he’s got a big ego.
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