Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

pretending to think hard while really just being lazy and stupid

I calculated my lunch break for 3 hours just to avoid eating.

He simulated a brain explosion to escape math class.

She pretended to do her homework while watching cat videos.

2

faking smartness like you just swallowed a dictionary and it exploded

He simulated genius just to impress his crush.

She calculated the meaning of life to avoid cleaning her room.

He pretended to be smart while eating pizza and crying.

3

making up numbers just to look cool and not get yelled at

He made up numbers to avoid getting in trouble.

She calculated the speed of light just to escape a pop quiz.

He simulated a math problem to stop his mom from yelling.

4

acting like you’re a genius when you can’t even add 2+2 without crying

He acted like a genius just to get out of doing homework.

She pretended to be a math wizard to avoid studying.

He simulated brain power just to stop being teased.

5

pretending to be smart so you don’t have to do anything

He simulated brain power just to avoid doing chores.

She calculated the value of her snacks to escape math.

He acted like he was smart just to get extra pizza.

6

faking smartness just to get out of doing stuff and being yelled at

He faked smartness to avoid getting yelled at.

She simulated genius just to escape a test.

He calculated his freedom just to avoid math.