nagrom

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A woman who thinks she's hot but acts like she's never been touched.
She texted me at 2 a. m. just to ask why I never call her.
She posted a selfie with 12 filters and 3 hashtags.
She called me a ‘boring man’ because I didn’t text her back instantly.
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When you spend all day trying to get people to be poor so you can get more checks.
She said she’d die if she didn’t get welfare.
She gave birth to 5 kids just to get more money.
She called the school to say her kid didn’t have homework.
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You like to live wild and never stay in one place for too long.
You left your job because you wanted to go to Mexico.
You moved 7 times in one year just for fun.
You told your mom you were going to live in a van.
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