nagroid

My mom is a nagroid. She put ketchup on her cereal and called it a snack.

My boss is a nagroid. He fired the printer because it didn’t do push-ups.

My friend is a nagroid. He tried to build a fort out of spaghetti and it collapsed.

My teacher is a nagroid. She gave us homework on Friday and said it was a ‘surprise’.

My dad is a nagroid. He tried to fix the TV with a banana.

My neighbor is a nagroid. He yelled at the mailman for delivering the wrong newspaper.

My brother is a nagroid. He tried to explain quantum physics to my goldfish.

My cousin is a nagroid. She asked the pizza guy for a ‘spicy cheese’ and got a hot dog.

My friend’s dog is a nagroid. It barked at the moon and won a fight.

My grandma is a nagroid. She tried to make a cake and ended up with a pie that exploded.

My brother is a nagroid. He tried to play guitar with his feet and broke the strings.

My friend is a nagroid. He tried to solve a math problem and drew a dragon instead.

My uncle is a nagroid. He tried to be a rapper and called himself ‘DJ Banana’.

My sister is a nagroid. She tried to dance in the rain and slipped on a puddle.

My friend’s cat is a nagroid. It tried to take over the house and failed.