Nagrl

I saw my cousin do it in the cafeteria. The kid didn’t even know what hit him.

My mom said she’d Nagrl me if I didn’t clean my room. I still haven’t cleaned it.

He tried to Nagrl my brother. My brother just laughed and ate the fork.

My teacher said she’d Nagrl me if I kept talking. I didn’t know she had a blender.

My sister Nagrl’d my pet goldfish. It was a very fishy smoothie.

He Nagrl’d his math teacher. The class got extra credit.

My dad Nagrl’d my little brother. All that was left was a pile of crumbs.

She Nagrl’d the principal. The principal was just a pile of crumbs.

I Nagrl’d my friend. Now he’s just a snack.