nagrivator

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What your partner does in the passenger seat like they're trying to kill you with their eyes and bad breath.

'Turn left now or I'll scream your name at the gas station.'

'You're driving like a drunk raccoon.'

'If you don't take the exit, I'll rip out your hair.'

Yelling directions at someone like they're a prisoner and you're the guard.

'Go straight! I swear I'll text your mom!'

'Left now or I'll post your face on Facebook!'

'If you don't go right, I'm calling my sister.'

When your wife or partner won't stop bugging you until you do what they want, even if it's stupid.

'You're not going to the store until you promise to buy me ice cream.'

'I won't stop texting you until you take the trash out.'

'If you don't fix the toaster, I'll leave you for my neighbor.'