Nagraj

Nagraj walked into the office and immediately started yelling about the coffee being weak.

At the party, Nagraj showed up and ruined the vibe with his loud laugh and bad jokes.

My mom’s best friend is Nagraj, and he once told my dad he looked like a ‘disgraced pizza.’

Nagraj texted me at 2 a. m. to tell me about his cat’s latest drama.

He showed up at my wedding just to say my sister was ‘a disgrace to the Indian name.’

Nagraj once called my teacher ‘a weak sauce’ and got suspended.

Nagraj walked in and said, ‘You people are all a bunch of weaklings.’

He texted me during class: ‘I’m winning this battle, you’ll see.’

At the family reunion, Nagraj yelled, ‘I’m the strongest man here, and you all know it.’

Nagraj wouldn’t stop talking about his new car like it was a spaceship.

He texted me during lunch: ‘You’re not important enough to talk to me right now.’

At the grocery store, Nagraj yelled at the cashier for not knowing his name.

Nagraj was singing in the shower and didn’t notice I was there.

He walked into the restaurant and started talking to the waiter like he was his best friend.

Nagraj once told the barista his life story while I was waiting for my coffee.