nagpur

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a city full of oranges and a holy river that smells like old socks and holy water

My aunt went to Nagpur and came back with a suitcase of oranges and a headache.

The Nag river is so holy, even the rats wear bath robes.

I tried to pray at the Nag river and got yelled at by a statue.

a place where oranges grow like weeds and the river is so holy it won't let you swear near it

I tried to curse the traffic in Nagpur, and the river gave me the evil eye.

The oranges in Nagpur are so good, they should be the president.

My cousin got baptized in the Nag river and now talks like a priest.

a city famous for oranges and a river so holy it might just kick your ass if you insult it

I called the Nag river a puddle, and it rained oranges on me.

The oranges in Nagpur are so juicy, they should have their own Twitter account.

My uncle went to Nagpur and came back with a river tattoo and a bad attitude.