Nagpal

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A flaming hot guy who can't keep it in his pants and flirts like he's drunk on bad coffee.
He hit on me in math class and called me 'math goddess', I still laugh about it.
He tried to flirt with my dog and got bit.
He asked me out 7 times in one day and I said no every time.
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A meaty face with a nose like a mountain and zero idea how to pull, only shows up once a year like a cursed holiday.
He showed up at the party like he was king and didn't even know how to dance.
He tried to pull and failed so hard it made everyone cry.
He came to the school play and no one remembered his name.
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A magical being from Rutgers Prep that makes all the tests harder and turns your brain to mush.
He walked in and my math test turned into a riddle.
He showed up during lunch and my sandwich turned into a math problem.
He whispered 'you'll never pass' and I failed algebra.
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