Nagoya Searched

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A brutal airport or concert search where the security guard feels your junk like it's the last piece of pizza.

The security guard poked me like I had stolen his lunch money.

At the concert, the guard grabbed my junk and said, 'You're lucky I'm not your mom.'

They searched me so hard, I thought I was going to be arrested for being a man.

A search so rough, the security guard thinks your junk is hiding a secret treasure.

The guard squeezed my junk like it was a fruit basket.

They searched me so much, I thought I'd get a medal for being a man.

The security guard looked at my junk like it was a treasure map.

A search that feels like your junk is being interrogated by the FBI.

They asked my junk questions like it was a suspect in a crime.

The guard grilled my junk like it had committed a robbery.

I felt like my junk was in a courtroom, being questioned by a cop.