Nagoya

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A city in Japan that’s like the middle kid between Tokyo and Osaka. Everyone there drives fancy cars because they work for Toyota and other big car companies. It’s basically where people live and don’t know how to be cool.
My cousin works in Nagoya and says it’s like a car show 24/7.
I’d move there if I could just drive a car and not be yelled at.
Nagoya is where Toyota gets its swagger from.
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A buffet battle where your buddy does a handstand on a table and slams their cock down your throat just so you can eat more. It’s like a wrestling match but with food and shame.
At the buffet, my friend did a handstand and fed me his cock. I ate like a god.
We had round 3 at the buffet and my friend used his cock as a shovel.
Buffet round 4 was a nightmare. My friend’s cock was my spoon.
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A security check where the guard grabs your junk like it’s a crime scene and feels around like he’s looking for a hidden weapon. It’s not a search. It’s a war.
The airport guard squeezed my junk like it was a suspect.
I got searched at the concert and felt like a criminal.
They checked my junk so hard I thought I was going to lose my pants.
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