nagot

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the smelly little turd of toilet paper that gets stuck in your junk when you wipe like a blind man with a broken arm.

My nagot is so bad I can smell it from my bedroom.

He had a nagot so big it looked like a pizza slice.

I woke up with a nagot and a headache. It was a bad morning.

the soggy piece of paper that lives between your butt and balls like it has a house and a job.

That nagot was like a little turd with a life of its own.

I found a nagot in my pants and it was like finding a treasure.

My nagot was so bad my dog ran away.

the sweaty, stinky, sticky piece of toilet paper that decides to live in your crotch like it owns the place.

My nagot is so strong it could take over a country.

I had a nagot so bad I had to take a shower in the middle of the day.

That nagot was so gross I nearly cried.