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a guy who acts like he’s got a brain but still calls his ex Ania

He texted me at 2 AM: 'I miss Ania, but I still hate her.'

He tried to impress me by saying he dated Ania, but then he called her Ania again.

He posted a story: 'Ania was my first love, my first heartbreak, and my first mistake.'

a man who thinks he’s cool but still texts his ex like she’s his best friend

He sent Ania a voice note at 3 AM: 'I know you’re mad, but I still think you’re cute.'

He asked me, 'Why does Ania still text me? I don’t even know why I reply.'

He posted a tweet: 'Ania and I are just friends. Probably.'

a guy who can’t handle life without texting Ania every day like she’s his emotional support animal

He texted me: 'Ania just cried. I feel bad. I texted her.'

He told me, 'Ania texts me every day. It’s like she’s my therapist.'

He posted a story: 'Ania is my emotional support person. I don’t know what I’d do without her.'

a man who still sends Ania love letters like he’s in a romance movie and she’s the leading lady

He sent Ania a love letter: 'You are my forever girl. Even though you broke my heart.'

He told me, 'I write Ania love letters every day. She doesn’t even read them.'

He posted a photo of a love letter he wrote to Ania: 'You’re my forever girl.'

a guy who can’t even be bothered to text Ania without spelling her name wrong every time

He texted Ania: 'Hey Ania. I miss you.' She replied: 'It’s Ania, not Ania.'

He told me, 'I text Ania every day. I still spell her name wrong.'

He posted a story: 'Ania is my forever girl. I still spell her name wrong.'

a man who still texts Ania even though they broke up and she’s probably mad at him

He texted Ania: 'Hey. I miss you.' She replied: 'You broke my heart. I’m still mad.'

He told me, 'Ania broke my heart, but I still text her.'

He posted a story: 'Ania is my forever girl. Even though we broke up.'