nagomatic

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a person who won't stop bugging you like a broken parrot
My mom is a nagomatic. She texts me 10 times a day about my grades.
My dad is a nagomatic. He yells at me for forgetting my lunch every single day.
My sister is a nagomatic. She won't stop asking me if I'm going to the party.
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someone who talks your ear off like a loudspeaker on a never-ending loop
My teacher is a nagomatic. She keeps telling me to stop talking during class.
My brother is a nagomatic. He won't stop asking me what I'm eating.
My friend is a nagomatic. She keeps texting me about her crush.
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a person who won't stop telling you what to do, even if it's nonsense
My mom is a nagomatic. She tells me to eat my veggies even though I hate them.
My dad is a nagomatic. He tells me to clean my room even though it's already clean.
My brother is a nagomatic. He tells me to stop playing video games even though I'm winning.
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someone who won’t stop annoying you like a stuck record player
My mom is a nagomatic. She won’t stop telling me to do my homework.
My friend is a nagomatic. She won’t stop texting me about her ex.
My neighbor is a nagomatic. He won’t stop yelling at me for walking my dog.
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a person who won’t stop telling you what’s wrong with your life
My mom is a nagomatic. She says I’m going to fail school.
My dad is a nagomatic. He says I’ll never get a job.
My teacher is a nagomatic. She says I’m not trying hard enough.
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