nagol

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Nagol is like the wild, stupid version of bungee jumping, but instead of a stupid rich kid, it's some guy on an island who thinks dying is cool. He jumps from a platform with vines tied to his legs, and it looks like he's trying to prove he's not a total idiot.
My uncle tried Nagol and fell into a bush. He didn't die, but he smelled like a dead raccoon.
My teacher said Nagol is like bungee jumping, but with less money and more embarrassment.
I saw a guy do Nagol and he screamed like a girl. That was the worst part.
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A nagol is someone you don't trust, like your cousin who took your lunch money and still thinks you're a fool.
My mom said my friend is a nagol because he stole my phone and then lied about it.
I think my neighbor is a nagol. He borrowed my lawnmower and never returned it.
My dad called my brother a nagol because he took my pizza and left me with a cold one.
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A nagol is a greasy, smelly creep with hair like a wild animal and a beard that looks like it grew from the ground.
My friend's uncle is a nagol. He smells like old socks and eats pizza for breakfast.
I saw a nagol at the park. He was eating a burger and his hair looked like a jungle.
My cousin's friend is a nagol. He wears a hoodie inside out and eats ice cream with his hands.
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A nagol is someone who scares little kids, like the guy who lives in the woods and eats them for breakfast.
My little brother saw a nagol and cried like a baby. It was the worst.
The nagol in our neighborhood jumps out of trees and scares kids every day.
I think my neighbor is a nagol because he wears a mask and jumps out of bushes.
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A nagol is a shy kid who hates drugs, like the kid who runs away from the party because he thinks weed is a curse.
My cousin is a nagol. He ran out of the party because he thought the weed was a demon.
My friend's brother is a nagol. He refuses to smoke anything and says it's bad for your brain.
My neighbor is a nagol. He calls the cops every time someone brings a snack.
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