nagokiel

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a bunch of people who act like they're smart but are actually brain-dead and make you want to scream
Why did you bring a calculator to a math test? I brought a calculator to a math test. I'm a nagokiel.
You think you're clever? You're just a nagokiel in disguise.
I tried to explain the plot. They still didn't get it. Classic nagokiel behavior.
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a group of people who are too dumb to know they're dumb and keep talking like they're not
I asked if they knew what a sandwich was. They said 'no' but still ate it. Nagokiel much?
They called me a nagokiel. I said 'thanks' and left.
They kept arguing over who was the most important. Both were nagokiel.
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a side of people who are so clueless they make you want to throw things at them
They didn't get the joke. I threw a shoe. They still didn't get it. Nagokiel life.
They tried to explain the game. It was worse than watching a nagokiel play it.
They said they were smart. I said 'proven.' They were still nagokiel.
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a type of person who's so dumb they think being dumb is a superpower
They said being a nagokiel was a superpower. I said 'no wonder you're still stuck in 2015.'
They called me a nagokiel. I said 'thanks' and walked away like a superhero.
They said they were a nagokiel. I said 'I believe you.' They cried.
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a group of people who are so stupid they turn simple things into complicated disasters
They turned a pizza into a war. Nagokiel style.
They made a sandwich and it turned into a debate. Classic nagokiel.
They tried to make a sandwich. It took 20 minutes. Nagokiel done right.
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