Nagnitude

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A never-ending scream-fest from your significant other that sounds like they're dying and you're the one who gave them cancer

'Why did you eat my last taco?' for three hours straight

Crying over a broken hair clip like it's the end of the world

Yelling about the coffee being too hot at 2 a. m.

When your spouse turns into a human screech machine and you’re just trying to watch Netflix in peace

'You forgot to text me back!' while you're mid-bite on a sandwich

Crying about the cat knocking over the lamp

Shouting at the TV because it's too loud

The kind of whining that makes you want to throw your phone out the window and start a new life in a cave

'Why did you leave the lights on?' for 15 minutes straight

Sobbing over a missing sock

Yelling about the shower being too cold at 3 a. m.

When your partner becomes a human waterfall of complaints and you just want to die

'You didn't do the dishes!' for an hour while you're eating cereal

Crying because the dog peed on the rug

Yelling about the fridge being too loud

That endless, loud, and deeply annoying whine from your love that makes you question why you ever chose them

'Why did you eat my last pizza?' for 20 minutes straight

Crying about the toothpaste being too empty

Shouting about the internet being slow at 1 a. m.