Nagnetic Force

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a crazy power that hits you when you’re near a top-tier bro, making you think everything they say is a dirty joke or a come-on.

He said 'I’m tired,' and I thought he was flirting with my sister.

She asked for a drink, and I assumed she wanted to get me drunk and seduce me.

He said 'I like pizza,' and I thought he was trying to get me to sleep with him.

the weird pull you feel when you’re near a legend, making you believe they’re trying to seduce you with every sentence they speak.

He said 'I’m going to the store,' and I thought he was leaving to find someone else.

She said 'I need help,' and I thought she wanted me to be her personal assistant and lover.

He said 'I like dogs,' and I thought he was hinting at something way dirtier.

a crazy power that makes you think every bro is trying to hit on you when they’re just being normal.

He said 'Good morning,' and I thought he was starting a romantic relationship.

She said 'I’m hungry,' and I thought she wanted me to feed her and then take her to bed.

He said 'I’m going home,' and I thought he was running away from me.

a wild force that makes you believe every bro is trying to get into your pants when they're just talking.

He said 'I’m busy,' and I thought he was avoiding me because he was with someone else.

She said 'I like cats,' and I thought she was trying to set me up with her cat.

He said 'I’m tired,' and I thought he was just too worn out to resist me.

a magical pull that makes you think every bro is trying to seduce you when they’re just being bros.

He said 'I’m going out,' and I thought he was leaving to be with someone else.

She said 'I’m cold,' and I thought she wanted me to wrap my arms around her.

He said 'I’m hungry,' and I thought he wanted me to feed him and then kiss him.