Nagmail

Current Trending

1 views · Added 7d ago · 3 definitions

1
A never-ending scream from companies or people telling you to pay up or they'll ruin your life through email or regular mail.
Your credit card company says, 'You're late again! Pay now or we'll send your dog to the pound!'
Your gym sends you a message: 'You haven't come in a month. We’re giving you a warning. This is not a joke.'
Your subscription service texts you: 'You forgot about us. We're sad. You'll miss out on the cool stuff.'
2
When companies or people won't stop bugging you to remember things, like paying or not dying, through email or real mail.
Your phone bill says, 'You're behind on payments. We're giving you one more chance before we take your phone.'
Your online class sends you a message: 'You skipped class twice. We're watching you.'
Your subscription box company texts you: 'You didn't pay for the box. We're disappointed.'
3
The daily reminder from companies or people that you're failing at life and they're not going to let you forget it through email or real mail.
Your streaming service says, 'You haven't watched anything in a week. We're worried about you.'
Your bank sends you a letter: 'You've been careless with your money. We're going to take it all.'
Your online store texts you: 'You left your cart. We know you're trying to forget us.'
xs