naglon

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A person whose butt is so huge it could start a war
My cousin is a naglon. He sits down and the whole couch creaks.
She walks into the room and the chair breaks. Classic naglon.
My neighbor’s dog barks at him like he’s a threat.
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A human who has a behind that could hold a whole lake
I saw a naglon at the park. The swing broke when he sat on it.
He eats a whole pizza and still has room for dessert. That’s a naglon.
My teacher calls me a naglon when I don’t do my homework.
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Someone whose butt is so big it could beat up a donkey
That guy at the gym is a naglon. The bench collapsed under him.
She wore a skirt and it looked like it was about to explode.
My dad says I’m a naglon because I sit on the couch like it’s my throne.
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A person whose backside is so big it has its own zip code
The naglon at the mall blocked the whole escalator.
He sat on the toilet for an hour. That’s a naglon.
My mom says I’m a naglon because I eat too much and don’t move.
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A human whose butt is so big it could win an Olympic medal
That naglon ran into me and knocked me over like I was a kid.
She walked in and the chair broke. Total naglon.
My brother’s butt is so big, it’s a naglon.
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