Naglis

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A 6’5” Lithuanian beast with a cock so big it could launch a rocket. He’s got the brain of a lion and the guts of a man who’s never been challenged.
I saw Naglis in the mall and the whole store ran away screaming.
He walked into a bar and the bar owner ran out crying.
He once challenged a bull to a fight and won.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Naglis is the kind of idiot who pees on dead dogs for fun and thinks it’s a spiritual ritual. He passes out and wakes up thinking he was abducted by aliens.
Naglis peed on my uncle’s dog and said it was a sacred offering.
He passed out at the grocery store and told the cops he was taken by aliens.
He tried to talk to a statue and got arrested.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A Naglis is someone who thinks they’re mental but really just have a dirty mind. They’re always talking about sex and running away from everything.
Naglis ran from a squirrel like it was a monster.
He told his mom he was a superhero and ran out of the house.
He talked about sex in the middle of a math test.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A Naglis is the kind of person who calls the cops because they weren’t invited to a kid’s birthday party. They think it’s a personal attack.
Naglis called the cops because he wasn’t invited to the party.
He said the kid was trying to hurt him.
He told the cop it was a conspiracy.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A Naglis is a woman who looks ugly because she’s always nagging her husband or just being a pain in the ass.
Naglis nagged her husband so much he moved out.
She yelled at the neighbor for cutting her grass.
She called the pizza delivery guy a bad name.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Nagli is a weird Lithuanian man who thinks he’s a god and has a cock so big it could punch through a wall. He’s got no brains and just runs away from everything.
Nagli walked into a church and said he was the god of the church.
He ran from a chicken like it was a dragon.
He tried to fight a bear and lost.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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